RULES:
The first person who comes up with:

1) a book idea that brings a six figure advance
2) a newspaper or magazine story idea that wins Dyan a Pulitzer prize


WINS A CHOICE OF:
All goods past their expiration dates in my refrigerator and medicine cabinet

My car for the day

Free obituary-writing services (good to plan ahead!)

A list of my 10 most penetrating questions guaranteed to reveal
a person's true nature.

My entire comic book collection (I have four comic books)

My hat collection (I have two)

My children (number uncertain)


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