Question 1:
What is greater than god
More evil than the devil
Rich people want it
Poor people have it
And if you eat it you'll die?
What is it?
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Question 2:
The man who made it, sold it.
The man who bought it, didn't use it.
The man who used it never saw it.
What is it?
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Question 3:
A man leaves home, makes three left turns and comes home to a masked man.
Who is he?
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Question 4:
A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the United States.
Where do they bury the survivors?
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Question 5:
A murderer is condemned to death.
He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in three years.
Which room is the safest for him?
ANSWERS:
1. Nothing.
2. A coffin
3. A baseball player.
4. Nowhere. We don't usually bury survivors.
5. The third. Lions that haven't eaten for three years are dead.
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